So My Wife Will Be Happy!

My wife suggested I add this to my blog and hey!, anything to keep her happy, right?

Someday: I'm going to drive my Porsche.
I usually: get up before everyone else.
I regret: my entire youth.
I love: BYU footbal!!!
I care: about my family.
I always: drive faster than I should.
I am not: going to go to college.
I remember: just about everything (ask the cop who gave me the lie detector test.)
I believe: Obama is the worst President ever.
I dance: with my kids.
I sing: the instrumental sections of songs.
I don’t always: brush my teeth.
I argue: so I can prove I'm right even though I'm wrong.
I write: nothing.
I lose: (I've already lost it)
I wish: I could already retire.
I listen: to nobody.
I don't understand: why anyone pays to go to school.
I can be found: always working.
I am scared: of nothing!
I need: a million dollars.
I forget: everything I want to forget.
I am happy: because my family and I are together again.