Dangerous Punctuation

Last week's Priesthood/Relief Society lesson was really good. I read it before church and felt that I knew enough about the subject that I could participate well in class. Since I started attending this ward the brother who was teaching, joined the church 5 years ago, has taught every lesson except the first Sunday lesson for February. He is not part of the Elders Quorum Presidency so he must have the assignment so that he can grow his testimony and understanding of the gospel. He doesn't read the best but does prepare before church meetings. He started off with, "Brethren today's lesson is on The Great Apostrophe." I just about lost it. How do you get apostrophe out of the word apostasy? When he read the word apostatize it was like he used that word everyday but just couldn't get apostasy to come out right. This isn't the first time that he adds or takes away letters to create a word that is somewhat similar to the word he should be reading. I don't mean to make fun because I know he tries but this was just too funny not to share.